Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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