We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
What did we do last night that was yellow?
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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