What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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