whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
Randomize