i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
I have post one night stand depression
tell me about the eggs
Randomize
