Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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