it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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