Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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