Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I'm drive I can fine osifer
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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