the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
All I want is dick and wine.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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