I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
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