I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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