5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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