so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
Randomize
