Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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