So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
This is the prime rib incident all over again
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
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