i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
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I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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