finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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