so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
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