just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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