I like my sex mixed with concussions.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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