I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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