we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
We left the knife in your bed.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
Randomize