I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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