I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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