Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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