if i died would you start the facebook group?
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
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