NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
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