Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
Randomize
