I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Randomize
