when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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