Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
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