I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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