did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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