sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
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