nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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