wrigley field is MILF paradise
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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