How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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