Non-Jews are for practice
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I currently don't understand fingers.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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