Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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