Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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