they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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