We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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