I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
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