I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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