So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
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