: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Moan for me like Helen Keller
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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