Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
BRING THE BAGELS
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Randomize
