there were more penises there than on chat roulette
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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