I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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