ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
You took a bar mat shot.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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