I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
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