He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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