but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Is it because I queefed?
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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