it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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