oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
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